Tipsy Elves Alien Costume Large

Note: Tiny snag on front under suit as pictured. Worn once on Halloween. Originally paid $80.

We can't be alone in this universe. There has to be intelligent life out there somewhere. Because your "ghost" costume made from a dirty old sheet isn't exactly showing your smarts. Time to upgrade, bro. Pick up the Men's Alien Costume for Halloween, and you'll stay warm and stylish while makin' wicked crop circles and stealing cows or something. It's a jumpsuit that shows off your hella-toned calves in foil pants and even includes a jacket, because aliens are cultured, you classless Earthling. Made from quality materials, you could wear this thing just about anywhere in the world (or outerspace) and be treated like a king. The Men's Alien Costume turns you into the Prince of Pluto this Halloween. Or Uranus, if you choose. Just don't probe too hard, bro.